Surviving Another Family Holiday

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Overcooked turkey? Check.
Getting trapped in the corner talking to Uncle Buck about “the good old days”? Check.
Hearing your mother-in-law remind you—again—that your wife “could’ve done so much better”? Double check.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger… or at least gives you material for next year’s group chat rants.

Here’s to the true holiday warrior:
The one who takes the keys when everyone else is “just a little buzzed.”
The one who knows exactly when to step outside for that strategic walk when your father-in-law starts slurring life advice.
The one who keeps the peace, survives the chaos, and still shows up with a smile (and maybe a beer).

Raise a glass—you earned this.


Overcooked turkey? Check.
Getting trapped in the corner talking to Uncle Buck about “the good old days”? Check.
Hearing your mother-in-law remind you—again—that your wife “could’ve done so much better”? Double check.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger… or at least gives you material for next year’s group chat rants.

Here’s to the true holiday warrior:
The one who takes the keys when everyone else is “just a little buzzed.”
The one who knows exactly when to step outside for that strategic walk when your father-in-law starts slurring life advice.
The one who keeps the peace, survives the chaos, and still shows up with a smile (and maybe a beer).

Raise a glass—you earned this.